Oh Wellington
The mighty hand of Peter Wellington has slapped down many who would steal the crown of grapes about his brow.
approximately 12 surprising revelations about Peter Wellington:
-his skin has wicking technology
-his legs have legs
-he invented socks
-he is terrified of argyle
-he created an operatic adaptation of Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo
-his sneezes summon stoats
-he commands Saturn with his gestures
-he has the admiration of all trees
-he stifles a giggle whenever he hears anyone say “juniper"
-he has perfected the biscuit
-when he plays tennis, he uses his fists
-he is the only person alive who can really pull off a leather jacket
-he has a wonderful sense of humor, we hope
-his wines are flavored with loooove
from Worlds Great Wines http://ift.tt/1IesBKA
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