Chard & Soul
Cruz'n for a Boozin'.
"In Vino Veritas," they say.
And that's why we've got MORE brutal truths to get off our chests. (Names withheld to protect ...well, nobody, really.)
Truth #1: I forged the dry cleaning ticket. - DC
Truth #2: I bought that law degree off of eBay. - OB
Truth #3: I was the one wearing that bear suit. - MW
Truth #4: That wasn’t a tomato. - AC
Truth #5: In reality, I actually know a whole lot about taxidermy. - BB
Truth #6: I love standing near people in elevators. - SL
Truth #7: I hid behind a big basket at Pottery Barn. - KR
Truth #8: One time I threw up in a big basket at Pottery Barn. - AN
Truth #9: I didn’t realize it was supposed to be a pet. - LD
Truth #10: I’m having a relationship with a big basket at Pottery Barn. - JL
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