Bell Wine Cellars Pinot Noir (3)

Whine & dine

Take it to a picnic & you'll have Bell in a handbasket.

“Shut the door shut the door SHUT THE DOOR! ”

SLAM CRASH “AH HAHAHAHA!” BANG THUMP

“Oh god. He’s completely destroyed the bookshelf, Richard. The Poe, the Oates, even the King… All of it’s gone! He’s ripped it all to shreds.”

“What about the video games?”

“I don’t know. He was using two discs of something as a mask when I ran past. Maybe they were DVDs, maybe they were games. I was afraid to stop for fear he’d know what I was up to.”

“This can’t continue! Timmy’s got to be stopped! We can’t hide in our bedroom for their entire visit! Why won’t your parents do anything?”

“They can’t. They’re paralyzed by our newborn child’s cuteness. The only thing my mother’s done since she got here was snarl at me when I suggested I hold MY OWN CHILD. I… I had to leave him behind, Richard! I had to leave our son to with the wolves!”

“Shhh. It’s going to be okay. You grabbed the wine, right?”

“Yes, and it wasn’t easy. With all of Timmy’s toys scattered everywhere, it’s a wonder I even made it here alive instead of tripping and bashing my head into one of these bottles from Bell Wine Cellars. ”

“Okay, so at least we have provisions. Let’s just focus on the positive for a bit. Sure, we’re trapped, but this bottle of Bell Wine Willamette Valley PN has aromas of spice and ripe red raspberries. Maybe its flavors of mineral and cherries and toasty oak will provide a nice upswing to a day when we’ve been forced to watch peanut butter be smeared on our nice television screen by a tiny person who can’t control his own bowels.”

“Let’s pop one of these open and start pouring. You didn’t happen to grab glasses, did you?”

”...”

“Right. Okay. We didn’t glasses anyway.”

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK “Bah DAHBAH!” KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK “DAP! YA YA YA YA SQEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

“Oh jeez, he’s at the bedroom door, Rick. HE’S GOING TO GET IN! DO SOMETHING!”

“Okay, don’t panic. I’m relatively certain he hasn’t figured out how door knobs work yet. I think. Maybe you should help me barricade the door with the dresser just in case.”

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